WEEK 2 RECAP
THE MEDIAN DOESN’T GAF
September 22, 2026
LSU left Travis Kelce on the bench for Mark Andrews and turned a potential 1-1 week into 0-2. Fannin dropped 185.81. Fill my Kupp stayed perfect. The Touchables beat Olave Garden and still failed to clear the median.
The weekly median line acts as a brutal equalizer. You can construct a pristine lineup, optimize every single projection, and still find yourself on the wrong side of the scoreboard by a fraction of a point. Sunday proved that narrative weight means nothing when stacked against pure technical production. Efficiency dictates the architecture of the standings, separating true statistical performance from empty assumptions.
134.04
The Touchables — 0.33 BELOW
SAME 0.33. VERY DIFFERENT TUESDAYS
134.37
Weekly Median — THE LINE
134.70
Run First — 0.33 ABOVE
WEEK 2 SCOREBOARD
Fannin The Flames vs Run First, Options Later
185.81 | 134.70
Line of Coke(r) vs LSU - Les Snead University
169.47 | 127.85
Fill my Kupp vs Gibb it till it Hurts
141.70 | 136.54
The Touchables vs Olave Garden
134.04 | 92.40
Surviving Through IR vs Quinshon of the Dead
115.03 | 75.99
With Week 2 officially in the books, the competitive split across the league is intensifying. The undefeated teams continue to solidify their authority, while the weekly median line remains a heartless barrier separating contenders from pretenders. Success in this environment requires flawless preparation and maximum points—excuses do not clear the median.
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