WEEK 3
FANNIN STAYS FLAWLESS
Three weeks. Six matchups. Six wins.
HamletwithGadget has existed in the House of Sickos for three years. In that time, the team has had plenty of scoring titles, a regular season championship, and a few high-profile playoff flameouts. But the one thing they had never achieved was a clean 6-0 start. After Week 3, the box has been checked. Two wins over the median, a head-to-head victory over league rival Olave Garden, and suddenly the Flawless Fannin era is officially in session.
PERFECT THROUGH THREE
6-0
THE ONLY PERFECT RECORD IN HOUSE OF SICKOS
4 STARTERS OVER 20
WEEK 3 SCORE
157.05
TOTAL POINTS
491.47
FOUR DIFFERENT WAYS TO HURT YOU
The scariest part of the 6-0 run isn't just the wins; it’s the distribution of points. Fannin isn't relying on one player to carry the load; he’s hitting you from every angle. In Week 1, the QBs did the damage. In Week 2, the receiver room exploded. In Week 3, the scoring became a fully balanced attack across almost every starting position. When four different starters go for over 20 points in a single afternoon, there is no defensive game plan that can hold that kind of production down. You can shut down one lane, but three more are opening up behind it.
AND IT WASN'T EVEN CLEAN
What makes this week particularly frustrating for the rest of the league is that H&G won 157-128 while leaving a significant amount of points on the bench. There was room to grow. Kyler Murray and James Cook provided the engine, but the flex spots were far from maximum efficiency. If this is what happens when the team is merely "mostly" correct with its starts, the rest of the House of Sickos should be terrified of what happens when they actually hit their ceiling. The win was decisive, but it felt like a warning shot more than a final form.
PERFECT RECORD
Six wins. Zero losses. For the first time all season, there is a clear separation at the top of the standings. While other contenders have stumbled against high-median weeks or tough head-to-head matchups, Fannin has navigated the first three weeks without a single scratch. Being 6-0 isn't just about scoring; it's about being robust enough to survive the high-variance nature of the Sickos format. Every roster move made in the offseason was designed to create this exact kind of early-season buffer.
BUT NOT THE SCORING LEAD
Curiously, despite the perfect record, Fannin is currently trailing the league lead in total points by a handful of decimals. It’s a statistic he likely doesn't mind one bit. In a format where standings points are the only thing that matters, the "Points For" column is a vanity metric. H&G is playing the game the right way: scoring just enough to dominate their opponents and clear the median bar with room to spare. Perfection doesn't have to be pretty; it just has to be flawless. After three weeks, Fannin is exactly that.