quinshon of the dead
Manager: ThisIsDanny
TALENT FIRST. CONSEQUENCES LATER.
Bet on talent. Live with the wait.
The Touchables are built on conviction. This franchise consistently values talent over situation, youth over short-term comfort, and patience over panic. The philosophy has produced some excellent long-term calls, but it has also created painful stretches when the breakout arrived after the season was already lost.
Power Rank
#10
Record
0-4
Seed
10
PF
195.00
PA
263.64
FAAB Rem.
$180
Playoff Odds
70%
Proj. Pick
1.01
#10
CURRENT POWER RANKING
Quinshon of the Dead is not a competitive 2026 roster. That distinction matters.
The dynasty pieces are real. Caleb Williams, Cam Ward, Puka Nacua, Rome Odunze, Quinshon Judkins and Colston Loveland give this team a legitimate long-term foundation.
But the present-day lineup is weak. The roster has produced only 195 points through two weeks, worst in the league, and several starters are still being valued more for what they might become than what they reliably provide today.
That is not automatically a problem in dynasty. It becomes a problem only if the front office mistakes potential for current strength.
The path forward is straightforward: protect the young core, accumulate premium future assets, and avoid spending picks trying to manufacture a fake 2026 push.
CURRENT READ: Development roster. Plenty of future intrigue, almost no current contender case.
CONTENDER STATUS: NOT YET
ROSTER
STARTERS
QB — Trevor Lawrence
RB — Bijan Robinson
RB — Kenneth Walker
WR — Drake London
WR — Jameson Williams
WR — Parker Washington
TE — Sam LaPorta
FLEX — Garrett Wilson
FLEX — MarShawn Lloyd
SUPERFLEX — Brock Purdy
BENCH
WR — Tre Tucker
RB — Blake Corum
WR — Pat Bryant
RB — Brian Robinson
RESERVE
QB — Sam Darnold
TAXI
WR — Ja'Kobi Lane | RB — Kaelon Black | WR — De'Zhaun Stribling
FRANCHISE PHILOSOPHY
The Touchables are built around conviction in talent. The manager consistently values player quality over immediate situation and is willing to bet on good players trapped in bad environments if the underlying profile remains strong. Rookies and young players receive more patience here than almost anywhere else in the league.
That patience is not theoretical. The Touchables were all-in on Tetairoa McMillan early, invested heavily in Ashton Jeanty, and started Colston Loveland through long stretches before the breakout arrived. The calls were often directionally right, but the timing was brutal. Those young players eventually flashed, just not soon enough to prevent a dominant run through the toilet bowl.
THE COMMISSIONER
ARCHETYPE
League Architect
RISK PROFILE
Patient
TRADE APPETITE
Active, Selective
PROSPECT BIAS
Extreme
DRAFT CAPITAL
Current projected 2027 draft slot: 1.09
Projected draft position is based on the current standings. The Touchables are actively targeting the 2027 1.01, but the current record has them projected near the opposite end of the round.
2027
2028
TRADED TO LINE OF COKE(R)
Round 1
Round 2
TRADED TO LINE OF COKE(R)
Round 2
Round 2
FRANCHISE HISTORY
The Touchables enter the first true House of Sickos season with more philosophy than hardware. Last season ended badly, with a rookie-heavy roster eventually dominating the toilet bowl instead of the playoff bracket. The long-term evaluations were often sound. The immediate results were not.
Championships
0
Best Regular-Season Finish
—
Runner-Up Finishes
0
All-Time Record
—
Playoff Appearances
0
Historic Power Rank
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