HOUSE OF SICKOS BYLAWS
The rules, structure, and operating principles of the league.
STRUCTURE
ARTICLE I
League Info
Teams: 10
Divisions: 2 (Evens vs. Odds, set by startup draft order)
Commissioners: Danny and Terrance
Starters
10 Tot.
QB (1) | RB (2) | WR (3) | TE (1) | FLEX (2) | SUPERFLEX (1)
Roster Support
Limits
Bench (4) | IR (2) | Taxi (3) — QB Limit: Max 3 per roster.
ARTICLE II — SCORING SYSTEM
RECEIVING
• Receptions: 0.5 PPR
• Receiving First Downs: +0.25
PASSING
• Passing Yards: 0.04 pts/yd
• Passing TDs: 4.0
• Interceptions: -2.0
RUSH & RECEIVE
• Yards: 0.1 pts/yd
• Touchdowns: 6.0
• 2-Pt Conversions: 2.0
• Fumbles Lost: -2.0
TD DISTANCE
• 40+ Yard TD: +1.0 bonus
• 50+ Yard TD: +1.5 bonus
BONUS NOTES
Distance bonuses stack. A 50+ yard touchdown earns both bonuses for +2.5 additional points.
ARTICLE III
WAIVERS & FA
Waiver & FAAB Basics
- Season FAAB Budget: $180
- Daily Waivers: Process daily at 12:00 AM PST
GAME-DAY RULE
FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVED
EXCEPTIONS
THURS / SUN / MON ONLY
GAME-DAY EXCEPTION
On Thursdays, Sundays, and Mondays, waivers revert to standard first-come, first-served free agency to allow for last-minute injury replacements.
FAAB BUDGET
$180 SEASON
WAIVER CYCLE
12:00 AM PST
ARTICLE IV
REGULAR SEASON, PLAYOFFS & TOILET BOWL
PLAYOFF FORMAT
• Playoff Teams: 6
• Qualification: Top 3 teams from each division
• First-Round Byes: The No. 1 seed from each division
• Week 14 — Round 1: Division No. 2 vs. Division No. 3
• Week 15 — Round 2: Round 1 winners advance to play the division No. 1 seeds
• Weeks 16–17 — Championship: Two-week cumulative matchup determines the league champion
TOILET BOWL
• Participants: Bottom 4 non-playoff teams
• Format: Two-week rounds covering Weeks 14–15 and Weeks 16–17
• Winner: +$30 FAAB added to the following season’s budget
• Runner-Up: No additional award
"The Toilet Bowl rewards competition. It is not a tanking mechanism."
ARTICLE V
ANNUAL ROOKIE DRAFT
DRAFT OVERVIEW
Rounds: 3
Date: Last Thursday of July
PICKS 5–10
Determined by inverse order of final standings. The league champion selects 10th.
DRAFT LOTTERY
⚡ PICKS 1–4 ⚡
The bottom four teams enter based on 100 total balls.
[ BASELINE: 80 BALLS ]
(Inverse Pts For)
35 • 25 • 13 • 7
[ TOILET BOWL: 20 BALLS ]
(Participation Bonus)
10 • 5 • 3 • 2
Livestreamed for transparency.
ARTICLE VI: CONDUCT
LEAGUE FEES
No required buy-in for the 2026 season.
ZERO-TOLERANCE COLLUSION POLICY
Collusion is prohibited. This includes: player loans, delayed trade agreements, and intentionally lopsided arrangements designed to unfairly strengthen one contender.
ACCIDENTAL MOVES & DROPS
If an accidental drop or roster error occurs, notify Danny or Terrance immediately so the commissioners can correct the mistake before transactions process.
GENERAL EXPECTATION
Be adults. Compete fairly, manage your roster responsibly, and play to the best of your ability at all times.
ANTI-TANKING
STRIKE & OUT
Violations
Immediate Removal
Roster Rules
Submit full active lineups & compete; no benching stars like Jefferson for Treadwell.